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We have all sat and waited patiently for these two golden wonders to reach the age of eligibility. For some of us...it was Two of a Kind, for others....Full House. No matter how you found them, you're hooked. Well now you can put your calculators and calendars away, Broken Newz has used advanced technology to assure you will not miss the day these two turn 18. Gentlemen, start your engines and get out your best booze. The countdown has begun. The Olsen Twins are waiting for you!

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