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Colin Powell Accepted Into Harvard Over 17-Year-Old Asian Honor Student, 'I Didn't Even Apply,' Says Confused Powell
John Travolta Dead From 'Saturday Night Fever'
Charlton Heston Puts Bounty On Saddam
Road Map pessimism as Bush blames Greeks for Militant Houmous
Bush Vows Lackluster Effort For Peace In Middle East
Second Resolution with Martha Stewart Failed
Man Goes Buck When Asked Question One Too Many Times
New Law Puts Keys To Bill Gates' House In Every Computer
First Palestinian Astronaut Killed
Bush Says Arms Will Be Found, With Special Forces’ “Special” Aid, Wink-Wink-Nudge-Nudge
Bush Call For Regime Change in France
Allah Blows Self Up In Tel Aviv Cafe
FOX News Declares War on al-Jazeera
U.S. To Sell Naming Rights of Non-U.S. Items
Man struck my lightning 52 times interviewed
Bold War Statement given at Employee Luncheon
IAEA To Deploy The Clapper (tm) at North Korean Nuclear Facilities
Bush Outlaws Algebra by Executive Order
Krazy Il Kim: Our Dongs are Pointed at America
US To Propose Second Resolution: French Vow Surrender
Al-Qaeda plot to acquire snack food company foiled
Hollywood And Military Join Forces, Announce Dream Team
FOX to Air New Season of the Bachelor, with a Small Twist
Iraqi SUV Inspectors Begin U.S. Investigation - Much Awaited Report on "Weapons of Mass Consumption" Could Avert War
Snakes as Pets
Bedridden Father contemplates Suicide After 53rd Viewing of Disney Movie
Sodom, Ohio: American City of the Year
Iraq To Allow Weapons Inspectors Back Unconditionally, With The Following Conditions
BA'AL Wins "American Idol" Competition
Man Saved By His Own Mullet
McDonalds Second Company to Test Waters
New Film- Crouching Squirrel, Hidden Badger
White House Defends Plan to Sell Sexually Explicit Bush Photos
Hard Day's Night DVD to come with extra footage, interviews and Ringo
Upcoming Harry Potter Novel to Include Catholic Priest Molestation
Sesame Street to Introduce Crack Addict Muppet
Secret Service Official dismissed for losing the President’s Invisible Dog
 
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