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Montpelier,
VT - Diminutive Democrat presidential frontrunner Howard Dean today called
for the Bush Administration to reinstate Saddam Hussein to the dictatorship
of Iraq since the decision to invade Iraq was made using "faulty
intelligence information."
"Just
because Saddam was a brutal genocidal dictator doesn't mean that America
has the right to go and depose him," Governor Dean said as he addressed
the Annual Meeting of the Transgendered Vegetarians Association. "When
you get right down to it, George W. Bush isn't any better than Saddam.
Why, there are still transgendered vegetarians in this country who have
to endure daily discrimination and the Bush Administration hasn't done
one thing to alleviate their suffering. That's far worse than anything
Saddam has done."
In related
news, in Buenos Aires today, veterans of the German SS called upon the
members of NATO to reinstate the Nazi Party to power in Germany since
the decision to mount the D-Day invasion was based on "faulty intelligence
estimates by the OSS of Nazi Germany's possession of weapons of mass destruction."
Similarly,
the French government today has just asked the World Court to overturn
Britain's victory in 1415 at the Battle of Agincourt since King Henry
V justified his invasion by utilizing inaccurate estimates of France's
possession of crossbow technology.
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