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Broken Newz shows huge profit!
6/3/2002 - Tad Hayworth
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Brokennewz.com's financial results for the first quarter of 2002 are in, and we proudly announce revenues in excess of 2 million dollars! "We didn't think we were anywhere near that level," says editor Bill Doty, "but with some excellent analysis by a professional accounting firm, we discovered that our bottom line is at least 50,000 times better than we expected.

In addition to the great writing and tireless efforts of the staff, Broken Newz benefits from shrewd management and investment. We made a great move in November of 2001, when we hired consultants from Arthur Andersen to audit our entire operation."

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