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Mattel Releases The Harry Potter Vibrating Stool
10/15/2002 - Steve Tanner
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Acknowledging consumers' distaste for their recent Vibrating Nimbus 2000, Mattel has made another stab at capturing the oncoming holiday market share. Thousands of toy stores across the globe are now being filled with "The Harry Potter Sorting Hat Vibrating Stool".

"We had to act fast" said Mattel President Vic Thorenson, "With the release of the new film and Christmas around the corner, we knew we had to come up with some stiff competition."

Serveral additions are still being considered for the second release of this product which could include items such as hand grips, seating for two, and a kick starter. Names considered for the second release are The Harry Squatter, The Dumbledoredo, and The Sorcerer's Bone.

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