Despite a considerable make over, a couple of nice nude shots and the hiring of high-profile attorney Gloria Allred, the Scot Peterson Case other woman, Amber Frey, now reveals that she has failed to attract enough attention to herself to get a professional stalker on her tail. A confession that will probably destroy all of her chances of ever profiting from having dated a yet-to-be convicted possible murderer of women. But it seems Amber has had enough of the little lime light she got and was quoted to being content "with going back south and do nudity sessions for "Car Mechanic's Weekly".

Amber's last public appearance was a pay-per-view press conference held at Caesar's Palace. "I'm just too embarrassed to continue," she confessed tear eyed at the press conference for the paying crowd of two. "Even early Survivor drop outs and American Idol losers have a stalker or two pestering them. I haven't even had a horny, teenage peeping-tom outside my window. And I put up signs directing the way."

The people at Fox News were very disheartened by the news. "Shoot," said one professional news corrupter. "Amber was to be our main focus the coming six months. That and bashing innocent Iraqi locals with the help of Dennis Miller. Now we have to trick another poor celebrity wannabe into selling their highly modified story. You know have many seconds that takes?"

A call to the Psychopathic Stalkers Union confirms Amber Frey's story. Going through his registry in the "women who slept with someone before that one ever became remotely interesting" category, union president Kevin Kornfeld found no stalking rights connected to Amber Frey. "Noone's claimed her yet," he explained. "We still have three guys fighting over Paula Jones, but nothing on any Amber Frey."

"Oh god no," commented one of the seven freaks following Anna Nichole Smith posted outside LAX awaiting the return of the pseudo-human. "Amber's nothing compared to Anna. Now, there's a rack to die for, morals to live by and a sense of madness to adore," the stalker finished while stripping down to nothing but a long brown coat.