Houston, Texas - Merwyn Bogue, an assistant webmaster for the State of Michigan Safety Department’s “Take a Bite Out of Crime” website, shocked the members of the IT community when he had sex with a live woman while attending the annual convention of the State and Local Government Webmasters Association last week in Houston.

“Wow, these real live women are a lot softer than the latex chicks I normally go out with,” said Bogue during a post-coital interview. “This could become habit forming.”

Norman Barnschwarger, President of the Organization of North American Sex Toy Manufacturers and Retailers, was quick to downplay the significance of Bogue’s behavior. “We’re confident that the aberrant actions of one disgruntled IT professional do not signal a wholesale change in the sexual proclivities of computer and internet professionals. IT professionals, along with lepers and politicians, remain the backbone of the sex toy industry.”

The no-longer-virginal Bogue is said to be planning his next encounter with a live woman, perhaps as early as next Friday night when he will have the house all to himself when his mother attends Bingo Night at the local American Legion Hall