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Official MLB Gear - Major League Pacifier
9/3/2002 - Steve Tanner
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Attention Fans, just in time to help cheer your team to the playoffs, it is the Official Pacifier of the Major Leagers. Be like your favorite players, do not whine or cry when your team is down. Put in your Baseball Binky and suck away the stress. They come in an assortment of flavors - Regular, Cherry, Bubblegum, Red Man's Chew and Cocaine. Get yours today!
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