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Al Gore Chia Pet

Yes kids, the wait is finally over. Now you can have just as much fun as the Tipper does with this live action Chia Pet. Watch him just as he was in office ....lifeless ...but now with a fast growing beard. Available at all greater Tennessee Wal-Marts.

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