Dear Mr. President and other guys that work for him,

I am writing you to express my indifference to the war. Like most Americans, I haven't completely made up my mind about what's going on in Iraq, but I'm leaning towards supporting you but then again, maybe we should not be there. Well, maybe we should have waited a while or something like that.

This Saddam Hussein guy…Is he related to King Hussein of Jordan, you, know, that kinda short, stubby guy with the hot looking wife? I'm just curious because it seems to me that if they're related it might be a mafia thing, you know, like the Sopranos. Of course, I could be wrong and maybe Hussein is just a real common Arab name like Rodriquez in Mexico or something like that.

The war seems to be going pretty good, though it's not helping the economy right now and I would like to buy stuff. But you do what you need to do.