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Saturday, July 31, 2004
 
NOMAR IS A CUBBIE!!! How awesome is that?
 
Sunday, July 25, 2004
 
A little follow up to the Hung story. It seems that the China Press posted ....well...let's call it stole....our story and placed it for several days on their main page. Hundreds of thousands read it, and believed it, then Googled it to our site. When then finally realized it was satire, were very upset. Most of our new oversea readers did not like being fooled and showered us with praise....well...let's call it hate mail and death threats. We received phone calls, emails, unfavorable survey comments, love in the forum, etc. In most part, we fear we may have inadvertently extended Mr. Hung's undeserved 15 minutes of fame. An action we cannot excuse ourselves from. Either way, our sincere regrets to the Hung family. Not for misleading the public, but for having an awkward spectacle for a son.
 
Wednesday, July 21, 2004
 
I was looking around at the message board at the new comments from our friends over seas who did not catch we were a satire site as we posted our story about William Hung

Such comments as

Your web site makes a crappy piece of shite.
 
and
 
wtf is that supposed to mean? and william hung is not dead u idiot. how would u feel if somebody posted that ur family got blown up by osama bin laden? bunch of retarded fuks
 
also
 
When will you die? Hope in a second... SHUT YOUR BLOODY WEBSITE DOWN!!! FBI WILL COME>>> A REAL IDIOT!
 
not to forgot
 
WTF IS THIS SITE??!?!?!?!?! TO PUT SUCH SICKENING GAY FAKE NEWS?!?!?! NEGROS!!!!
 
There are others wishing for us to die, yet die quick. So thanks to all our new readers. We love you too!!
 
Saturday, July 17, 2004
 
I got a new cell phone today. The sucker is a monster. In the past I have always gone for the smaller phones. But this one has mega bells and whistles. I am excited about the video sending ability. I am hoping to incorporate it with the site. Should be fun
 
Saturday, July 10, 2004
 
I am getting ready to move. In the past, I have always rented a truck, loaded, unloaded all by myself. Usually costs me $500 plus and a painful back. I called a place out of the blue who will load, drive, unload for $400. I guess with age comes wisdom or some lame deal like that. Cause I was too stupid to think of that before.
 
Sunday, July 04, 2004
 
Happy 4th of July. I now have 3 more gmail accounts if anyone wants them. You can email me at my gmail address which is billdoty @ gmail.com.

Going back to the 4th. Currently I am living outside of Vegas just over the Utah border. Less hustle and bustle but with all the heat and desert. Anywhoooo, it appears that due to the high level of a certain religion in the area, they are celebrating the 4th....on the 3rd. WTF? Well, no matter. Tonight I will be launching firework and drinking beer hot and heavy on the 4TH of JULY!!!!

Let freedom ring.....until about 2 am.
 

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