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Friday, June 25, 2004
 
I have a few gmail accounts to give away. Any reader interested email me at bill@brokennewz.com. First 5 emails get one.

Apparently, you are not cool unless you have one.
 
Tuesday, June 22, 2004
 
Roll that beautiful bean footage!

I saw this banner on our site today



I thought to myself "who would want a newsletter on beans?

Well, we would. I have signed up for the newsletter, and plan to post them here. I am very excited about my new lease on life with beans!
 
Friday, June 18, 2004
 
I am thankful to say goodbye to such a busy week. I would like to thank my friend Sharky for getting me a gmail account. It is not as much as needing one...just wanted to be cool. We did an interview this week that will be posted on Monday that I am VERY excited about. We also have some incredible interviews on the way. I have been getting more and more submissions lately, I am thinking of starting weekend editor again. But do I really need to burden myself with MORE work? Perhaps it is time to start hiring again....anyone....anyone....bueller?
 
Sunday, June 13, 2004
 
My good buddy Brian is off to Australia. I am handling his webcam again...be sure to check it out.
 
Friday, June 11, 2004
 
1 days, 18 hours, 20 minutes, and 41 seconds

That is (at present) the amount of time the Olsens are funny

E! Online just did a small interview with me



 
Saturday, June 05, 2004
 
Playing around on Fark I found this. I know it has been around for a while, I just never took it. I finally took it. Guess I am not as Conservative as previously thought

Here are my results.
 

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