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Bill Doty - Editor's Blah.
Sunday, October 03, 2004
 
Yesterday the Cubs (my team) knocked themselves out of the wildcard spot. Fortunately I accepted this conclusion days ago. I forecasted their demise and prepared for worse. I have no idea why they fell apart, but once again.....they are gone. Last year when they were 5 outs away from the big show and took a digger....I was numb for a few days......then sad......then angry...then horny...they sad again. So now I can get beyond all that and prepare for the return of American Gladiators.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Oh yeah....anyone else notice that our site is down a lot lately? If you are looking for a host. Stay away from m6.net. They really bite the big one.
 

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