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Who do you want in the White House? Me, or an elderly white guy?. Joe Biden
I decided to do another Rocky after I was turned down for that celebrity boxing thing. Sylvester Stallone

Bring war material from home, but forage on the enemy; Attack where your enemy is weak, not where he is strong; And never, ever, use a brush when you can use a roller. Chinese Philosopher/General Sun Tzu:

Wahabi . . . yeah, that's that hot stuff you put on sushi, right? Sean Penn
I've talked to International Olympic Committee President Jacques Rogge . . . I think we can make toad eating an event in 2004. Trent Lott:
After my loss in 2000, I was so despondent, I tried suicide . . . but, since I drive an electric car, I just got really dehydrated. Al Gore
If Bin Laden ever tried to attack New York again, I would beat him to death with my penis. Hillary Clinton
Doing the Cosby reunion would have compromised my principles as an actress. Now, would you like fries with that? Lisa Bonet
I think working in a video store is just as cool as working in movies again. Corey Feldman
I think that by having my factories produce American Flags, I am teaching thousands of Haiti children patriotism. Kathy Lee Gifford on the strong consumer demand for American Flags 
"I know I seem intense and brooding, but I just do it to get chicks" Actor Hector Elizondo
I know this is shocking, but I am a necrophiliac. Everyone wants to watch that. Right? Ellen Degeneres commenting over rumors of her new show being cancelled

 


 

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