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Hollywood Wife Killer
4/16/2002 - Sparklz
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Hollywood Wife Killer (December 2002) - O.J. Simpson, Robert Blake. A killer mastermind is out to frame celebrities for the deaths of their spouses. Only two cops can stop him. Blake and Simpson portray Hollywood detectives who are assigned to catch the most ruthless criminal that Tinsel Town has ever seen. Can these two catch him before it is too late? Action, Suspense, Drama and Comic relief by a guest appearance from Senator Gary Condit as the Hollywood Mayor who has also been framed. You will not know who did it until the last frame, and even then you will not believe it.


Category - Suspense

Review - Although the acting is well done and almost believable, some of the action sequences are somewhat slow (a 15 mph car chase on a L.A. freeway). The rapid-fire banter between the two actors is amusing and clever. Blake's ethnic slurs and Simpson's jokes about Blake always forgetting to bring his gun to shootouts are just part of this well written screenplay.

Stars - ***

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