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Too bad we can not send selected articles to friends , ala The Onion. You people are funny. Never heard of you until I found you on Fark Let me know if you add this feature to your site. Good Luck. Pat

Editor - Thanks Pat, we are lighting a fire under our webmaster to get that done. Keep an eye out.

Update - Done....Thanks Gavin!


Did we see you guys on the Tech TV's The Screen Savers? - Hammond

Editor - Yes you did, Bill (our Business Manager) and his son Austin were on in July of 2002. They talked about the site and pulled Leo Laporte's hair. You can click here for show notes.


Do you accept outside submissions? Please advise. Sincerely, William

Editor - We do, although we do not post all submitted. Obviously, if it stinks...no. We have recently been taking submissions and posting them on weekends. So if you think you have it....send it! Please do not send us stories you have solicated to many many many many sites. We only print original material.


Great site. I would like to send my URL for a link exchange. Thomas

Editor - We have a list of sites we do link or banner exchanges with. Although we have to somewhat be picky with who. We do not want to saturate our link page and devalue the links we presently list. Therefore, each request is evaluated, if accepted, constantly tracked to see how many hits are brought in on other side.


I wanted to know when Katie Couric five part series will start. They show it on the inter-net but you can't get into the web site. Do you know when it will be up and running - Jill

Editor - What part of satire news did you miss?


Who do you think you are, The Onion? - Pangraid

Editor - No. Who do you think you are, Lenny Bruce?


I am writing to tell you that I find your articles incredibly unfunny. Don't get me wrong, you find great premises for them but your team of writers seem unable to make them funny. If it weren't for the vulgarity contained within, it would be exactly the kind of humor a methodist couple would find cute and they would be gafaahing for hours. You might want to look in to improving your content so you can increase readership. Honestly, I am sure you and your writers can do much better than the ridiculously unfunny crap you are putting out. - Wil Day

Editor - It turns out this guy has his own satire site dedicated to religion. I am taking a collection of funds to help this guy purchase a spell checker for his site!


Naar aanleiding van Uw E-mail deel ik U het volgende mede: Er zijn verschillende artikelen verschenen in de persbladen. Ik weet niet over welk artikel U informatie wilt hebben. Graag ook U adres zodat wij U gratis folders kunnen doen toekomen. Met vriendelijke groet. - Luxemburgs verkeersburo.

Editor - Anyone?


How many Onion ripoffs are out there on the web? How many comedy sites actually provide humor that isn't a made up news headline? - Brandon

Editor - It turns out this guy ALSO has a satire news site. Instead of HELPING satire sites breaking away from THE ONION references, he adds to it. I responded with the standard "those with glass houses..." email. His response....

Hi, Okay, so maybe I was a bit jealous. You guys seem to get linked on Fark quite often, and I'm sure it helps the old hit counter. Whereas (his site) has had to resort to selling offspring to get a few thousand extra hits a day. However, I do think if you took a real look at our site, you'd see that we do try hard to not rip off the headline comedy format of the onion (and it's not like they were original with the idea, either). Yeah, we have a few, but our main stories don't do that (take a look at any of the articles at the top of our page). Certainly far fewer than your site. But look, I'm not trying to start a fight between comedy sites. You guys produce some very funny shit (I like the worst toupee bit) so, my apologies. -Brandon

Editor - Sad


Will you get off the computer and do some yard work? - Editor's wife

Editor - Honey, I swear this is for nothing. We are working hard to get a highly entertaining/revenue producing entity here. We have traffic....see (showing her webtrends report).


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