After recently viewing the upcoming Trading Spaces episode filmed in Iraq, Saddam now questions Bush's sincerity. "I feel he had 'other' motives to be in my Northern palace" claims Saddam who just last month traded residents with President Bush to prepare for a taping of the show.

"When that Blix fellow suggested the idea, I assumed I would get more than painted filing cabinets and ruffles on my paper shredders." said Saddam. "I guess I am just so pissed because I really put my heart into that Oval Office."

Producers for the Learning Channel tell us that Saddam's episode might be the greatest of season three. "He has a knack for colors and is a natural with a sewing machine. Although he did unfortunately execute Doug for going $93 over budget."

"I now suspect there might have been doing more snooping than painting" says Saddam. "You want me to admit to having nukes? You'll have been luck getting Frank to come out of the closet!"