Parody News  
 
Web Broken Newz

Search For The Worst Celebrity Toupee
5/15/2002 - Bill Doty
Print This Page

In our never-ending search for the truth, sometimes you need to start with the obvious. Our Broken Newz scientists have compiled and analyzed several studies outlining today's misuse of the Toupee. Now released for the public, we have published the top abusers in this group.
Related Stories
Gateway users demand upgrade to Hairdo 2.0
Bill Doty on Tech TV's "The Screen Savers"
Man asked by family to stop perming hair
Full Archive.....
Untitled Document
 
Top Stories
God Ignoring NBA Playoffs Again

China Completes 22-Mile Bridge, Nearly Complete With Statement Explaining Bridge's Eventual Collapse

Global Timeshares

NY Philharmonic Realizes It Played "Crush The Yankee Imperialist Then Eat Their Tasty Dogs" To North Korean Hosts

Idaho's Four Gay Residents Voice Support For Sen. Larry Craig

Leona Helmsley's Dog Indicted for Betting on Football

Barry Bonds Home Run Record Gives Regrets to Steroids

Tammy Faye Now 3.5 Pound Purse

President Bush Plans to Spend All His New Money Probing Gasoline Prices

Regular-Hair Hos, Other Hos Yearn For Publicity In Wake Of Imus Controversy

 
  Untitled Document
Advertisers

DVDX Copy Platinum Dvdxcopy Download Back Ground Check, NetDetective, GeneologyGamesxcopy Low Interest, Reward, Secured & Student Credit Cardsdisaster alert system upcoming dvd releases

Untitled Document

© Copyright 2008 All rights reserved. Broken Newz, The Internet's Premiere Satire News

comment on this story