After six months N'Sync's Justin Timberlake has recovered from what medical scientists are calling the "worst case of testicular inflammation we've ever seen." Often known by the slang term "blue balls," testicular inflammation is usually caused by an extended period of sexual arousal without ejaculation.

"Look, I dated Britney for two years and she just wouldn't put out," says Timberlake. "I hated to end it but I couldn't stand it any more. She just is resolved to save her purity until marriage. Of course, we kissed, touched and played around a lot. Maybe too much."

"Justin was nearly unable to walk during the last months of their relationship," says Dr. Harry Wiener of the Mayo clinic, "Britney is a very attractive, shapely young hottie, and you can't expect a healthy young man to be around that without hitting it."