LA – Doctors who attended to President Reagan during his last days say he fought right up to the end. “He had the spirit of a 25 year old man. His body just could not keep up.” Said Dr. Kelly Hampton. “I have never seen a man so determined to watch those spunky twins turn 18.”
It was common knowledge President Reagan was a great fan of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. ‘Full House’ was a regularly viewed program in the oval office during his last days in the White House. "He felt they represented everything that was good about America" Said Nancy Reagan. "Though I never really knew what that meant."
The Twins has openly expressed their sorrow over the death of the ex-president. “We were really hoping to share our celebration with him, I mean, he was once president when we were babies. How cool is that?” Said Ashley. “Although we are kinda grossed out over that other ex-president. That Clinton guy. He keeps driving by our house with binoculars.”
“Yeah, he keeps calling our house late at night asking how many more days until we get a spanking.” Mary Kate added
