New York - Officials of Eros Books, publishers of the forthcoming autobiography of Bill Clinton, say that each copy of the book, entitled “Behind the Green Door to the Oval Office,” will include a complimentary condom and a coupon good for one shot of penicillin at all participating Humana hospitals.
“We think the book is going to do gangbusters,” said Maury Spitalnik, editor of Adult Entertainment Weekly. “The tie-in with Trojan Condoms is a natural and they’ve even come out with a new brand called the ‘Slick Willie.’ We also think that it was a wise decision on the part of the editors at Eros to eliminate all that policy crap from the Clinton book and concentrate on what the people want, namely, hot action on the floor of the Oval Office.”
Broken Newz has learned that Vivid Video, a San Fernando Valley-based production company, has purchased for an undisclosed sum the film rights to the Clinton book. Principle photography for the film is tentatively scheduled to begin early next year.
In related news, former Secretary of State Madelaine Albright’s forthcoming kiss-and-tell autobiography, “My Foreign Affairs,” is generating a great deal of pre-publication buzz with its revelations of Ms. Albright’s sexual liaisons with Yassir Arafat, Princess Di, former Senator Jesse Helms and former Labor Secretary Robert Reich.
