Massachusetts – “I want to make Pop good again” says Senator Kerry in an interview on Sunday.
"Jackson may not want to admit mistakes, but his choices with small children have so far produced a tragedy of errors," he said.
"Staying the course does not mean stubbornly offering a 10 year old a John Collins while showing him pictures of your monkey.”
Kerry claims Jackson no longer deserves the music title of King. He feels he has let down the American public and has left a long trail of lies and deceit.
“I already possess most of the qualifications needed to retain the title” Claims Kerry. “I have recorded an album. I may look white, but we all know I am really black. My marriages were built off an illusion of money and fame. I could write a check to buy Neverland 10 times over. I too feel more comfortable being in European countries. I have had enough Botox injections that I too look a like Diana Ross. These are all attributes the current King of Pop possesses.”
”I do promise to suppress any urges to sleep with small children. It really does not make any sense. Name one millionaire ten year old. There is nothing in it for me. Except that Home Alone kid, right? He was pretty loaded, and hot too.”
