"Oh, the whole thing is a riot!" says Pierre LaCroix, French Ambassador to America. "It's no secret that the past few years have found world opinion declining toward Americans. Tourists talking loudly and demanding that nationals of various countries speak English, unnecessary invasions on weak countries, such and the like. But these photos - wow! They've really shown a new side of the United States!"

"Oh, those American cats - they're a laugh a minute!" Says Shiek Heet Es Ahul Gud. "We used to hate and dispise the White Devil from the West, as they are infidels and seek to destroy all that is holy and good in Islam. But man, that naked pyramid stunt they had the prisoners perform... well, I only have two words to say about that - COMEDY GOLD."

Englishmen, Spaniards and Canadians have all weighed in on the humorous nature of the photos as well. "We Canadians, we used to dispise being so close to a nation with such a terrible external face to the global climate," Said Marcus Tipperdale of Vancouver, British Columbia. "But now, we're just jealous. Those guys, they're funny, eh!"

American National Guardsmen have found themselves wracking thier brains for a way to top the Army's photos for their share of national attention. "Oh, we'll get our chance," Says Sgt. Michal Peters, Virginia National Guard. "This December, after the riots that are going to take place when Bush ends up back in the white house - there will be NO shortage of people to model - our own citizens, no less! And you should see some of the storyboards the boys back at the shack have drawn up! Can you say "Genital Torture??" HAW!"