Washington, DC - Individuals donating more than $5 million to the Republican Party will get to spend a weekend with the twin daughters of President George W. Bush, according to J. Morris Flentrop, chairman of the GOP’s fundraising efforts.
“We think it’s a wonderful opportunity for our large contributors to get to spend some face time with two attractive, nubile and oftentimes drunk young women who are particularly close to the administration,” said Mr. Flentrop. “It’s important that the lines of communication be kept open between the policy makers of the administration and those who are directly affected by the policies. And it has been our experience that the lines of communication are best kept open in a hot tub while drinking tequila shooters and listening to Luther Vandross on the stereo."
The Bush daughters are said to be excited at taking an active role in their father’s re-election campaign. This past weekend daughter Jenna Bush helped raise over $2 million for GOP coffers at a Techno Rave/Strip Poker Tournament at the M-80 Eurotrash nightclub in Boston. And daughter Barbara Bush contributed $1.5 million with her Neo-Conservative Chronic Fest held in San Francisco.
“We’re delighted with the Twins’ efforts,” Mr. Flentrop concluded. “Looks like 2004 is going to be the year of the Republican Par-TAY!!!!!!!!!”