Speaking before a capacity crowd last night, former Democrat presidential frontrunner Howard Dean his audience that if he doesn’t win the Alaska primary he will pour a bucket of gasoline over his head and set himself on fire.
Dean’s brave words received a standing ovation from the crowd, although many political pundits were unsure of the precise meaning of the audience’s reaction.
In related news, Democrat presidential contender Wesley Clark has just announced that if he doesn’t win the Idaho primary he will hold his breath until he turns blue, and then you’ll all be sorry.
