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Howard Dean Has Got "Ho-Mentum"
2/5/2004 - Marni Malarkey
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Taking his cue from now downed Senator Joe Lieberman, Democratic presidential candidate Howard Dean has announced that his campaign is being revved up with what he and his supporters call "Ho-Mentum." "Yes, we've go 'Ho-Mentum'," yelled Dean to a crowd of appreciative "Deaniacs" at a rally in Burlington this morning. "We've got 'Ho-Mentum' and we're going 'Ho-ver' the top!!"

Dean told reporters outside the rally that his "Ho-Mentum" is a "surefire" way to "take back the White House." But Diane May-Legover, senior political strategist at the Institute for Studies in Political Science in Washington DC, is less optimistic. "I think Dean's 'Ho-Mentum,' like Lieberman's 'Jo-Mentum,' will get him 'Ho-where.'"

 

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