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Janet Jackson Defends Her Right To Be Freaky
2/3/2004 - Marni Malarkey
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Janet Jackson defended her strip-tease at the Super Bowl halftime show by saying that "as a member of the Jackson family, I have a compulsive need to expose my body to people, especially minors, and I know the Super Bowl is watched by parents and their children coast to coast."

Jackson received criticism when Justin Timberlake removed half of her top at Sunday's Super Bowl, leading many to speculate the whole thing had been planned ahead of time, rather than accept Timberlake's explanation afterwards that it had simply been an innocent "wardrobe malfunction." But the sister of pop-star/accused pedophile Michael Jackson more or less admitted it was no malfunction, telling reporters this morning that she and her brother think undressing in front of children is "innocent and sweet and beautiful. There's nothing weird about it. And anyway, I had a pasty over my nipple -- I was pretty much covered up. I mean, Michael wears less than that to church! I can't figure out all the fuss."

 

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