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| Janet Jackson’s Breast Shows itself, Sees Shadow. U.S. Can Expect 6 More Weeks of Winter |
| 2/2/2004
- Scoop Ladelton |
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Thousand of Americans woke Monday morning in anticipation to the results of Janet’s breasts. Janet (Ms. Jackson if you’re nasty) was proud to announce her right breast successfully saw its shadow and quickly scurried back in its hole.
PETA has openly voiced their concerns over the treatment of Jackson’s breast. “It outrages us to think that poor animal is kept in hiding for years at a time, only to be released for 15 minutes, then re-caged.” Offered a member of the organization. “And the whole time to force it to wear a choker collar. How inhumane is that?”
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