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John Edwards Can Still Fall Back on Backstreet Boys Experience
1/28/2004 - Marni Malarkey
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In a recent interview, Democratic leadership hopeful John Edwards told Ed Bradley of "Sixty Minutes" that he is not concerned about the future, as regardless of what happens later this year he has his old career waiting for him.

"If I am not on the 2004 Democratic ticket, either as presidential or vice-presidential candidate, I have my place in 'The Backstreet Boys' still waiting for me."

Edwards left the successful -- though aging -- boy band in 2003 to pursue his presidential bid, with the full support of his bandmates, and indeed of other boy bands. Members of N'Sync and 98Degrees have endorsed their former musical rival, calling him "dreamy," "hot," "spunky" and "peppy", at a recent rally/fundraiser for Edwards held in Orlando last week. And Backstreet Boys Nick, AJ and Kevin have recorded a song called "John Kerry -- He's Just So Seventies" to encourage younger voters to cast an Edwards vote.

In a related story, 1970s game show host John Davidson has filed a lawsuit seeking a sample of Edwards' DNA, in order to ascertain whether or not the southern Senator is his long-lost son.

 

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