Passaic, NJ - Sports fans were upset this past weekend at the poor level of athletic skills displayed by the participants in the Northern New Jersey Special Olympics that was held at the OJ Simpson Field House of Amiri Baraka Community College in Passaic.
“Jesus H. Christ, they advertise this as the ‘Special’ Olympics,” said one irate fan. “So you figure this is really something special, like better than the regular Olympics. The best time in the 100-yard dash was two minutes and 17 seconds. And two of the runners ran in the wrong direction. What’s so special about that?”
“I was really disappointed in the discus and shot-put events,” said Norman Travers, a sports reporter for the New York Times. “The shot-putters kept dropping the shot-puts on their toes and the discus throwers just kept spinning around and around and then staggered all over the field without ever actually throwing their disci. If you ask me, they were behaving like a bunch of morons.”
