Tired and resigned from the countless children and ruthless parents, Saddam Hussein was taken into custody today by the Billings Police. “He was uninjured from the recent bombardment of small sticky children, he put up no resistance in his capture.” Said authorities

Children seemed to be unaffected by the arrest of the Santa Actor. More than 40 children were in line to see Saint Nick. “This was not the first time children had to see Santa arrest while performing. A few years back we had a great Santa impersonator named Ted Kaczynski.”