A new study by the Mayo clinic in Rochester, MN shows that the shampoo known as "Herbal Essence" is a major cause of premature ejaculation in gay men.
"While women are often able to continue sexual activity immediately after orgasm, most men require at least some recovery time. As the commercials show, washing one's hair with Herbal Essence brings the fun and action of a wild no-holes-barred gangbang to the average housewife," says Dr. Richard E. Recht, "but few men can handle such overstimulation without rapid ejaculation."
"Herbal essence is like getting a massage from a group of shaved, lean pretty boys. We have found no way to mitigate the effect. Some doctors suggest thinking about baseball or dentistry."
