Still trying to stretch the announcement of her homosexuality, Rosie O'Donnell has her team going home to home with flyers and buttons to help spread the word. Edmundson G Edmundson Marketing, the firm who help the lesbian talk show host take this far past its limits, has informed Rosie that surprisingly most of America has responded with "Duh".
A spokesman for EGE Marketing reported that their street surveys are basically getting the same responses all over thw world. A spread sheet released showed a list of the top 50 responses naming "No shit Sherlock" as the top response from 38% of all queried with other repeated comments such as "Ya think?" and "that thing is a woman?".
EGE Marketing has admitted that this recent strategy has not increased the poor ratings for the Rosie O'Donnell Show. They are still in hopes that there was a small sheltered and naive community that did not clue in the sexuality of Ms. O'Donnell But hopes are slowly diminishing. EGE still has hopes for two upcoming campaigns revolving around Rosie Dating Anne Heche and being abducted by aliens.
EGE Marketing stands behind their ideas past and present. They are still branded with the failures of the fake breakdown of Mariah Carey to help promote and over shadow her sickening acting in Glitter, and Vanilla Ice.
