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Bill Bennett's "Virtuous Vegas" Website Big Internet Hit
6/25/2003 - William Grim
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Las Vegas - Backed up by Wayne Newton and the Folies Bergere showgirls, former drug czar and ethics guru William Bennett last night unveiled his new website, VirtuousVegas.com, during a celebrity-packed floor show at Caesar's Palace.

In less than 24 hours VirtuousVegas.com has become one of the most successful websites on the internet with gross receipts totaling over $85 million. The website features interactive poker, roulette and keno, and also allows users to reserve hookers at Nevada's legalized brothels. Every time a bet is placed the odds are reduced 50% in favor of the gambler if he or she is able to answer correctly a moral dilemma posed by Linda the Ethical Lap dancer. There is even a children's section in which kids are able to gamble their lunch money while being entertained by Binky the Bingo Bunny who delights one and all with his humorous renditions of Aesop's Fables.

Due to the success of VirtuousVegas.com plans are already underway to launch "Bob Marley's GoldenRuleGanja.com" and Xaviera Hollander's "XXX-tremeMorality.org."

 

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