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Barry Bonds Home Run Record Gives Regrets to Steroids
7/25/2007 - Bill Doty
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Sure, he's on the cusp of breaking Hank Aaron's home run record. But the guilt has to be getting to Barry Bonds. Perhaps Bud Selig can show him what a wonderful game it is - doped up or not!

Barry now has to live with the question 'what if?'. He now wonders everyday what his life would have been like if he didn't take steroids.

Would fans love him? Would be media embrace him? Would his team mates respect him?

Watch our video which will explain all!

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Keep on trucking

And yes... we here all hate Barry, but in a loving way!

 

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