The "entire" gay population of Idaho, four strong,
announced "unequivocal" support for embattled Sen.
Larry Craig yesterday, saying they'll "stick with him
through it all."
"We may even just stick him, period," said one gay
Idahoan, speaking on condition of anonomity.
Sen. Craig quickly announced he "has no idea who these
people are...I've never seen them at the Silver
Slipper in Idaho, if that's what you're thinking."
"What the good senator needs now is love...he's
certainly free to c'mon over tonight for some," said
another gay Idahoan.
Idaho is believed to have two more gay residents, but
both are rumored to be in San Francisco. Of roughly
4,000 illegal immigrants currently in Idaho, one is
believed to be gay; chap by the name of Martinez or
Ramirez.
After the announcement, all 3 gay Wyomingians, all 6
gay Montanans, all 12 gay Kansasians, and "millions,
perhaps billions" of gay Californians voiced their
support as well.
But pundits said the "smoke will blow over soon."
After all, one said, "the attention span of the
average American is shorter than Boise's semi-annual
gay parade...I mean, how long do ya think it takes
four guys in drag to march from the General Store to
the Feed & Weed Market?"
