Apparently God Himself had been a big fan of The Crocodile Hunter because after Steve Irwin's admission to Heaven, God sent him to classify and study the Underworld's wildlife.
Irwin immediately captured a 2nd Class Demi-God. "Crikey! This bugger has all the kick of a 3rd Class, yet has the ability to force you to read "The Catcher in the Rye.'"
A particularly gruesome beast was subdued by Irwin. "This beaut almost got away after trying to possess me. It kept fillin' me head wit thoughts like, 'Liberal Hollywood is your new God,' and 'Kill the President in the name Jodi Foster.' But I nee fell for it."
Irwin looks forward to subduing the Beast of Beasts—the Prince of Darkness himself. "I'll approach him cautiously disguised as Sean Hannity. He will feel safe among friends. I'll report to him that 1st class demon Ann Coulter is doing a top end job on Earth and then when he laughs, I'll rub his belly and put him right to sleep."
