The National Association of the Handicapped assured the public today that their members have no designs on Global Domination despite the group's idolization of Darth Vader. Vader, who must live in an Iron Lung, is the biggest movie star in the history of cinema. NAH President Bill Miles said, "We love his positive message that the handicapped can be productive members of society." Congresswomen Sally Proust lashed out at the NAH, "They use the lure of the Dark Side of the Force to bring in new handicapped members.

More and more handicapped are starting to believe that they can live meaningful lives-- which will one day be our planet's undoing!" Mr. Miles rejected her concerns, "We have no plans for world domination as of yet-- I mean never."