The San Antonio Spurs advanced to the NBA Finals last
night, but not before their star guard, Manu Ginobili,
survived a "particularly hairy incident" with the
Suns' Steve Nash.
Early in the second quarter, after another Quentin
Richardson brick, the two shaggy stars went after the
rebound. Somehow, their hair became tangled and
both players "went down on the floor in a heap."
After about a 20-minute delay – during which both
teams' trainers and several Phoenix-area hair stylists
helped solve the crisis – Nash and Ginobili were able
to resume play, hair intact.
"I saw one guy grab a razor, and I though my hair was
a goner," said Nash, the NBA's MVP. "They managed to
separate me and Manu with nary a strand of hair
missing."
Ginobili was equally gracious: "I don't want to let
the cat out of the bag, but I'm like Samson, dude.
They cut my hair and I go from averaging 22 points and
7 boards to about 13 and 4 real quick."
The Spurs went on to win Game 5 of the Western
Conference Finals, and now await the winner of the
Detroit / Miami series to play for the NBA title.
Nash and Ginobili represent the new breed of NBA
player: floppy-haired white guys who are deceptively
athletic, highly skilled, and have the guts to take
the big shot when the game's on the line.
"These guys look like your average rec-league runt,"
said Spurs forward Robert Horry, "but they can ball
for real, dude."