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Web Site Claims American Worker Captured in Iraq
2/3/2005 - Steve Tanner & Joe Peacock
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Iraqi group "Ma'Ttel" issued a statement on their website early Wednesday that they are holding captive a female American worker and will kill her unless their demands that all Iraqi prisoners be released is met.

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