What scientist are calling a grotesque imitation, GOP members are calling a huge cloning success. Both the scientific and political world are a buzz over the newly introduced Bizzaro Bush.
Created in early 2002 as the White House decided the world would be safer with a back up president, Bizzaro Bush was the first known attempt at cloning a U.S. President. Scientist involved admit they still have far to go.
Bizzaro Bush was scheduled for termination back in March before GOP members took a liking to the beastly fellow.
"He somewhat grew on us." Said GOP Chairman Ed Gillespie. "Though he slightly resembles Dubya, he has none of the characteristics."
The Bush/Cheney campaign has decided to make him an intricate part of the upcoming election. They feel his views will intrigue even the most liberal of voters.
In a press conference held Monday, Bizzaro Bush laid out his platform.
Environment
Bizzaro Bush like environment. Bizzaro Bush told that where bunnies live. Bunnies soft and huggable. Bizzaro Bush likes bunnies.
Foreign Policy
Bizzaro Bush watched Jackie Chan movie. Bizzaro Bush laugh. Foreign Policy good.
Education
Huh?
Troops in Iraq
Let out. How troops get in?
Gay Marriage
Rosie O'Donnell scare Bizzaro Bush. If she not mean when marry other lesbian then Bizzaro Bush happy.
Economy
Why you say words Bizzaro Bush not understand? Why you anger Bizzaro Bush. Bizzaro Bush go home.
After his departure, scientist were then questioned if they would attempt to clone the next president in office. Lead scientist Brad Pickney admitted Bizzaro Bush was not the first attempt to clone a president. 10 years ago Dick Cheney was known in the scientific world as Bizzaro Ford.
