As the election nears, GOP members are taking a preemptive strike for 2008. Members are creating a new campaign that is a sure fire solution for Republicans in the following elections.

“This is a guaranteed campaign” says RNC Chairman Ed Gillespie. “Just like the Democrats, we do not have to put up an actual candidate. Just a promise that is will not be Kerry for another four years.”

“We have not completely given up on Bush.” Added Gillespie. “Just incase our guy wins we are gathering up resources for our 2008 campaign against Hillary Clinton called “At Least Our Candidate Is Not Menstrual.”