Sandy Berger has been the focus of an investigation involving missing documents from the National Archive. These documents surround issues involving 9/11 and the government reacted. Though originally denying these accusations, Berger magically produced a large number of documents he ‘mistakenly’ held.

When questioned over the where-abouts of the 'still missing' classified documents. Berger grabbed his crotch and responded "Classified documents? I got yer classified documents right HERE, pal!"