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Fahrenheit 9/11: “Much Better Than Fahrenheit 9/10" Says Critic
6/28/2004 - Joe Peacock
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Michael Moore's film "Fahrenheit 9/11" smashed box office records, making more money on an opening weekend than any other documentary in history.

"This film was definitely more exciting than 'Fahrenheit 9/10," says Roger Ebert, who gave the film two thumbs straight up his own ass.

"Oh, the film is just lovely," says moviegoer Amelia Gonzalez. "I really liked the way he based everything on reality. It gave it a sense of urgency not found in most documentaries. Usually, they have a film with a cheetah or a puma or some other such cat - you know, those big cats? With the teeth and the claws and what have you? And they make those poor animals climb up a tree to catch an otter or something. They're stunt cats! It’s all just so farcical! But Moore's film - yes. Definitely based on reality."

Lion's Gate Films has already signed Bush, Cheney, Rice and the rest of the cast for "Fahrenheit 9/12 - The Day After."

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