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Ralph Nader Says Campaigning From Living Room Just As Affective
6/25/2004 - Steve Tanner
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Living Room – Presidential upsetter Ralph Nader spoke from his recliner Thursday to remind voters his is still determined to win this election. “I believe I made a strong statement this month by selecting my running mate. Kerry is months off from a delicate decision such as that.”

Nader has been under fire for his lack of effort during his current run for the office. Democrats feel he will only do their party harm by grabbing needed votes come this November.

Nader added “This November? You mean the election is this year? Are you sure about that? I swear I just finished recycling from the last election?”

Nader than quickly jumped from his chair, stood for a second and sat back down. “Tomorrow, I am really going to get hopping on this thing tomorrow. Has anyone seen the remote?”

 

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