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 MattRouse- The Big Cheese A shameless attention whore, constantly craving the love and attention he never received as a child, Matt can usually be found trying to somehow get involved in just about everything.
Suggestions for what he should (Or shouldn't) be getting himself in to can be sent to matt brokennewz.com |
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 BillDoty
- Founder
Often called the Patron Saint of Internet Humor, Bill
co-founded Broken Newz with Tad Hayworth in 2001. He is often seen
walking around the office in sandals and shorts, but always keeps
his shirt on until casual Friday. He was a middle child who starved
for attention, therefore he has to create a website just to post his
picture (sad). Now a minor celebrity at family reunions, Bill often
has a difficult time leading a normal life. It would be easier though
if others would just accept a 6'4" transvestite. Fresh off his
world tour, click here
to see Bill's television appearance. Email
Bill or check out his self-indulging site. |
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 PhilClark
- Ramblings
Nowadays, you can find me driving the streets aimlessly with a vacant look on my face, and if you do, point me towards wherever I’m going, because I’m probably lost and gas is expensive. Throw
a rock or something at my windshield to get my attention. I hope you like my column. For more information, or just to ask a question, whistle a concert A-flat into a southern breeze in the morning-time
and I’ll be there within a fortnight (Or for faster service, you can also email me at philbrokennewz.com). |
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 JenniferConway - Foreign Correspondent The first female addition to BrokenNewz lineup, Jenn is no stranger to shaking things up. Tackling the tough issues no matter where they take her, she's not afraid to take one for the team. jennbrokennewz.com |
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 MattMyford -
Worldwide Correspondent
Once dubbed “The 27,392nd Best Blogger On The Internet,” Matt was forced into writing satire ever since he discovered Democrats. With dull wit, nonsensical story lines, poor grammatical skills, and painfully unfunny headlines, he’s somehow been able to eke out a living commenting on social / political issues. He sent so much material to Bill Doty that the co-founder of Broken Newz, in a gesture of pity, hired Matt in mid-2003. Matt is currently in Switzerland on vacation leave but plans to return to France sometime in 2007. As the photo shows, his hair style is still stuck in the early '80s. |
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