Broken Newz has many mouths to feed. Between money hungry attorneys and blackmailers from the 80's who photographed us in Parachute pants, everyone wants a cut. You can help. Like Sally Struthers says "For the price of a egg salad sandwich, a ding dong, a large coke and cherry pie, you can feed a satire site".

We offer several advertising solutions. The first being the advertisers box you see here in the next column. If you have advertising ideas (Page sponsorships, our newsletter, sky writing). Feel free to contact us with your ideas. For questions or to place an ad, please email us.

We have also created campaigns in the past to work around our advertisers. So feel free to contact us for various projects or ideas.

We do not sell space in the 'BN Friends' section on the left column. Those are reserved for ACTUAL friends of the site. If you have an idea about how you'd like to BECOME a friend, we're all ears...