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John McCain - Senator McCain’s rise to prominence is based largely on his record as a POW (prisoner-of-war) during the Viet Nam war. Lately people are wondering just how cruel and sadistic those little brown Vietnamese bastards must have been to him during his years in captivity. His reluctance to address the illegal immigration problem along the U.S. border with Mexico has caused some people to speculate that he’s now afraid of all brown people. McCain, who some people feel should undergo an anger management refresher course, champions environmental issues and supports the Kyoto Protocol. As the one time leading candidate to be John Kerry’s Vice Presidential running mate McCain is seeking to remake himself into part GOP elephant and part Democrat donkey. Some people say that makes him a ‘half assed’ candidate. Nonetheless, he plans on firing up his ‘Straight Talk Express’ bus, or ‘ol Smokey’ as some people have nicknamed it, for another run at the Presidency. This darling of the liberal media who was one of the ‘Keating Five’ in the multi-billion savings & loan scandal and one of the ‘gang of 14’ organized to pacify liberal democrats now wants to be the big ‘number one’. Many republicans are already said to be flashing him a number one hand sign.(by Shelby Trial) |
