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John McCain Christopher Dodd Christopher Dodd is the love child of Phil Donahue and Bill Kurtis. He is also the Senator for Connecticut and has been since 1981. Dodd is hoping to get the attention of the Democratic Party for a nod. I have now exhausted all other hopes of extending this description, due to the fact that he is as exciting as 1% milk. (by Steve Tanner)
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